I’ve decided to be a Vulcan for the rest of the week...

Why isn’t THIS the algorithm that’s sorting my Facebook ads?

A Taser is one thing, but how about this for fun while drinking... When i lived in Minneapolis, we used to go to this Irish pub called Half Time Rec in nearby St. Paul. It had bocce ball in the basement, which was always a blast, but on special occasions they had this hammer/nail/stump game you could play to win cash…

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

I actually might support extreme vetting of hipsters. I’m including those already in the country.

This crazy world we live in is starting to turn me into a prepper. Of course, because I’m a city-dwelling liberal, my version of being a prepper is “grab the le Creuset and hide in the basement.”

I heard that Majel Barrett recorded her voice phonetically before she passed. If they incorporate her into Alexa, then I would buy one without a second thought.