Don’t forget the Trump Hotel & Casino in Gary, IN. He sucked all the equity out of it trying to save the TajMahal and left town.

“Nobody knows the system better than me, which is why I alone can fix it,” proclaimed Orange Dumbass when he got the Repub nom.

He did the same routine with that kid’s cancer charity event, making the charity pay full freight to use his facilities and essentially defeating the purpose of having a fundraiser. And he’s basically doing the same routine now as president every time he golfs at one of his courses or stays at Mar-A-Lago. Such a…

Sold our country for a few rubles. Seems like a killer deal to me.

Businesses that are fronts for organized crime aren’t supposed to be successful. That’s not really their purpose.

The funniest thing was, Trump had his first wife, Ivana run Trump’s Castle and she was pretty successful (as casinos tend to be). But then Donald opens Taj Mahal (and combined with the 90s recession), everything goes to shit.

It’s a fun narrative but I get the impression he never wanted to succeed. To fail at it that spectacularly four times tells me that his real game is not really running a business but rather developing expensive businesses, skimming off the top as much as he can while fucking everyone else, then letting them fail and…

buyers loading ... used mattresses into their cars

I think the phrase used to describe Trump, “He’s what poor people think a rich person lives like.” was first coined when the Taj opened. From day 1 it was instantly dated and garish.Simply awful, and poorly run. Never had a chance to succeed.

and instead of building enough housing to meet your city’s needs, you inexplicably build new stadiums.

And as an encore, now he’s failing at America itself.

Merv Griffin won in that Atlantic City deal (and every other deal he was involved in). He picked up premium properties (see also the Beverly Hilton), fixed them up, added his significantly better taste and reputation, and always had the best Gabor (Eva) on his arm. And died with more money and class than Trump ever…

I was thinking the other day that maybe we are in some SimCity like simulation. At some point while playing SimCity I would always get bored with the game and turn all the disasters on to watch Bowser rip through town.

A few years ago the writer admitted that he based evil-Biff on Trump. What’s crazy is how close to reality he got using only 80's Trump as a reference.

The chairs look like they can’t stand too much pressure or they’ll collapse.

There isn’t enough brass polish to justify buying any Trump decor.

And I know the first person in line for the sale!

every trump property I’ve visited was a shabby POS with a patina of luxury - a poor person’s idea of what wealth looks like

Guy fucking fails in profession that metaphorically prints its own money. Gets only job that can literally do it.

Headline in 2 years; Liquidation Sale-USA- Everything Must Go!!