That guy sounds like a douche. Totally should throw a cronut at his ribs.

As far as anyone can tell, he was mad about the fact that Harper rocked his shit two times during the 2014 NLDS.

big idiot’s beef

Forget Uber/Lyft, dude can afford a full time driver.

You were a former columnist at the Denver Post, right? Keep updating that resume...

You’re implying that racist, sexist shitbags cared about whether they appeared racist and/or sexist in the first place. They didn’t.

One would certainly think he could get someone at his own restaurant to drive him home.

“I don’t give a shit what you say!”

Honestly thought the mug shot was Fake Tiger Woods from Always Sunny when I saw it on my phone earlier. This doesn’t look quite as bad in that regard, but he still looks damn bad.

Ah, yes, counter racism with sexism. Way to stand up for your sockpuppet, loser.

Hey, way to take a decent bit of wordplay and turn it into cheap ethnic stereotyping.

If you didn’t have a ride no other way to get home back in the day if you lived in the suburbs or sticks. Why I stopped going to bars when they got too far away to walk home from.

Not an excuse, but cabs are/were always very difficult to track down unless you live in a major city. I know all too many horrible idiots who had bitched in the past about that in the small-ish city where I live, and therefore they’d drive themselves.

Your Daly reminder of just how far Tiger has fallen.

Hey, Tiger’s a hard-working guy. I wasn’t even out of bed at 7:00 this morning.

Man, between this and crashing when his wife was chasing him who’d have thought that driving would be the part of his game that left him first.

My fiancé and I were spearing fish in the Bahamas last Thursday. She went down about 30 feet and speared a nice snapper, but was too tired to bring the fish up herself. So she came to the surface and I went down to get the fish. I brought the fish up and handed her the spear with the fish on it. As she was swimming…

I crawled under a car one night to feed a possum stale bread. Terrible idea, but at the time drunk me thought it was fine.

I once fed a raccoon a pop tart while sitting at a bus stop. The dude just took pieces of it from my hand. That was a chill ass raccoon.