Dave, thank you for doing this. From our conversations, I have a sense of how much time you spent on this. I believe your aim was true and your heart was pure. As I read this, I am both angry and sad. Sad for what happened to my friend. Angry that I only knew of her condition after she had passed, when it was too late…

As a person who has questioned his relationship with alcohol, especially as I’ve grown older, this scares the shit out of me.

Well, he is Marv after all

oh my god the third one. Even when he’s doing staged pap shots he’s trying too hard.

...saying there was no probably cause...

+

Totes Mascrotes.

We will find out on the next season of Law and Order SVU when this is one of their plot lines.

“Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?”

egg?