Thank you for clarifying cause my feelings were hurt at 1st. Off to go cry/ dance to the real queen now

Spice Girls were HUGE. HUUUUUUUGE.

The real itch for me was... When Spice Girls dropped, their marketing team was already pronouncing them the next Beatles.

Yeah I mean I don’t think you were their market at all. Though there were 20 year olds obsessed with 1D and Nsync and shit.

Shit I was 10 when Spice released.

I was like 13 when they came out so they were everything to me. Same with TLC.

The hottest royal and seems to love children. I think I started ovulating and I’m a guy.

Hollywood works in mysterious ways.

I like it. It’s a giant yet stealthy rat. It’s cool AF.

Like cats?

Yes, all rats have whiskers. They use them to help navigate tight spaces in the dark.

Yes :)

Does The View have this silent goal of being the worst show ever? I swear, it has to be a stipulation for the panel’s bonus checks.

You can file a claim on a gingerbread house and receive damages? What’s next, my brother suing me because I raided his Lego pirate ship for parts when we were kids?

I feel like smart people who get plastic surgery don’t get it to look super young but just to look the best version of themselves at their age.

My intense hatred for Megyn Kelly felt irrational until I saw John Oliver’s clips over her on Sunday and then I felt fully justified and pleased with my visceral disgust.

I didn’t think humanitarian aid after a massive disaster was “political bullshit”, but apparently even helping other human beings is now partisan.

Just because Bey does it, doesn’t mean you should, too.

I took it more as “bitch please, I got the giant rock - I know I’m the main squeeze and everything else is side hussle.”

There is a certain size at which a wedding ring just screams “It’s got a carat for each time brought me home syphilis from some strange.”