It was just begging for the divine presence of the goddess Tardar.

I admit I don’t. I’m also too fucking logical to thrive in bureaucracy.

Tbf, fairies are a lot more terrifying if you go with the fae version, aka. the spiteful creatures who will kidnap your baby on a whim and kill you for not complimenting their socks correctly.

How did Golem beat the Jersey Devil, someone explain it. Why be a rock and dirt monster when you can have fucking wings???????

I live in Northeast Philly right off 95 and there are TWO Wawas near me both North and South, like literally it would take the same amount of time to drive or walk to. Initially I was sorta excited thinking it might be a Sheetz but that only exists in other parts of PA.

Finding jebus and still not being able to confess your sins....you’re doing it wrong.

I should note that I worked at one of these highway rest stops, and my suggestions continually got shot down in favor of things like plushies and state souvenir magnets.

Yes, few are as religious as inmates... I find it odd that if they were as religious on the outside, then they’d’ve never done whatever it was they did to get inside. Probably.

Well, my Philly neighborhood (not Center City) has 2 Wawas sooooo....

Truth. These things are going into high-end apartment buildings filled with people who drive their Teslas to shop at Whole Foods in gentrified neighborhoods that don’t have bodegas in the first place because they were viewed as incompatible with the master plan by the original developers.

This is google had. So 2 in West Philly, 1 in the close NE, none in the far NE and the majority around senter/south philly.

You’re not wrong.

Kelly Stout is in the pocket of big bodega. Or just a hater. Can’t tell.

I have never been bored enough to pick up a bible.

I don’t like to resort to name-calling, but this women is a worthless little twat. That expression on her face reads, “Yeah I did it, what of it? My daddy will post bail in ten minutes and I’ll be back at my Enterprise receptionist job by tomorrow morning lol.”

Also tiresome...the unethical religious nut who insists that that, deep down, they’re a really good person with nothing to apologize for.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…