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Is it the color yellow?

Fran from Final Fantasy 12 sort of fits this though she’s missing the horns.

I see your jackalope and raise you one wolpertinger.

Honestly, I think it is great. Why we must tie down our breasts, I will never know. I do not know one woman who lives alone who wears a bra at home.

I dunno, I would say read The Gunslinger and then never touch the rest of the Dark Tower even if you’re not into Horror. Man that’s a great first book.

Tragically, that part does make some sense, in that children who have been molested often see and use sexual behavior in horrible, inappropriate ways because of what they’ve been “taught” by their abusers. Somehow King managed through his layers of denial and coke frenzy to tap into something genuinely hideous and

I also loved Piers when I was a kid! And then I thought about it as I got older and realized, man, he really obsesses over girls’ panties, and the wearing or not-wearing of them. Remember the series where all the women wear diapers? And wearing clothing without them is highly erotic? Long, loving sequences devoted to

Piers Anthony’s depiction of women generally is horrible. I LOVED his books as a young reader, until finally the “WTF?” pile built up too high and I just couldn’t move past it anymore.

He’s a member of the Knights of Columbus, for Christ’s sake.

I enjoyed his book “On Writing”, which is about his writing style and process. I don’t really enjoy the horror genre, and haven’t really liked most of what I’ve read of his other stuff. He does seem like a really nice human, as you say.

The best use of mayo ever is when someone scrapes mayo off of their sandwich or sends back an order that someone accidentally put mayo on because mayo is objectively the worst condiment and ruins everything it’s put on, but this gif is definitely a contender for second-best use of mayo.

Also makes a bomb-@$$ grilled cheese.

Silver lining—being mistaken for someone 20 years your junior!

Me re: Alec Baldwin

Is sharp mayo made with extra mustard or with horseradish?

Ohh our aloe plant is so big, even kept inside. Which is good, because I burn myself cooking more often than I should admit.

I attempted to google “sharp mayo” and the internet doesn’t have anything to say about it? Is this a thing? What?

This is hilarious because I, a millennial, went out about 3 weeks ago and bought $68 worth of plants. Some lucky bamboo, some aloe vera, two nice round leafed succulents, a vaginal looking cactus and an African violet whose flowers wilted quickly.

It’s like tan being considered a sign of lower-class menial workers — and therefore unattractive. Until Coco Chanel began sunning on her yacht, and then instantly it became a sign of wealth and prestige.

If millennials are into houseplants, it’s just a resurgence because housewives of the 1950s and 1960s were the MASTERS of indoor greenery. Check out your grandma’s ridicuously old and prosperous Christmas cactus.