this is weirdly poetic. it’s like a haiku on shrooms.

I’m in!

Even Kim Jong Un must’ve been like “dude...this is so tacky!” Like it’s two-bit dictator nonsense. How gauche to have stupid medals made with your goddamn face on it. Whatever passes for his soul has to be completely shriveled and rotted for it to cry out for such a sad little trinket like this.

I dislike Taylor Swift but the Bey v Tay thing is just so fucking silly.

On the other hand, I love that a nine-year-old Polley would have the gumption to speak up in such a way.

I slip into my feminine and empower Evan to be in his masculine.

Miranda Kerr is so naive. Honey, you could put on a badass pantsuit, put your hair in a tight French twist, recite the Feminine Mystique, and boss your husband around when he comes home from work, and he’d still fuck you because you’re an attractive super model.

One of my husband’s hobbies is to spend time on metabunk.org disparaging conspiracy theorists. He’s relentless in his counter-trolling, and has fun with it. Yesterday though, he sighed and told me “I’m so fucking sick of these idiots. The world is in the state it’s in, neo-nazis are gaining ground, and these dipshits…

So, I was curious and went and looked as instructed. This is the photo they’re talking about.

Update from Australia:

The Bannonites are an admittedly entertaining lot. I spent the better part of the afternoon trolling the wingnuttier among them, trying to get them to explain some nonsensical conspiracy theory that the government has created these hurricanes to control the population.

Whenever Trump tries to convey genuine emotion and/or concern he sounds like VCR instructions from 1985 written in English, translated into Japanese, then translated back again into English.

They didn’t unleash him. He defeated them. He took out a dozen awful, but far more qualified candidates and the party reluctantly supported him through the election.

What is the backstory on the McCann thing? Is that the UK equivalent of JonBenet?

Right???? Like would I have even knowm what that meant when I was nine???

I am so enjoying the GOP realising what they unleashed just doesn’t care about them at all.

Really? I’ve gotten quite the opposite impression from “The Youths,” that second-wavers are joyless has-beens who want to discourage “sex positivity” and find the notion of being a “chill girl” problematic. There is a lot of internalized misogyny in this country, and much of it is directed at second-wavers.

God, I am just so FUCKING TIRED of all the second-wave feminist bashing. No one ever bashes throwback white male 60s radicals with antiquated, simplistic, and pseudo-colorblind views of gender, race, and economics with the same viciousness...instead, they turn them into cult political figures. Second-wave feminists…