If this was supposed to be a joke, please edit your post and insert the funny.

Um. Uh. Perspective is everything, right?

I mean, I have no ambition in that department, but I haven't come out about my autosexuality quite yet.

They seem to think that a man would be good for me. They let me know this about five times a conversation.

You look so excited!

Way back when, I was flipping channels and saw an episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit! that was dedicated to cheerleaders. The subject mostly revolves around the high school variety but it is an eye opener. I'm seriously recommending anyone that just rolled their eyes about cheerleaders to google that episode and…

Wait, what? The last thing I'd do is ask a friend of mine about perspective partners. Their track records says everything I need to know about that.

I... I don't know who Nick Denton is.

Come on now it's not Jesus fault Sherri is a used tampon

This is the type of article that Jezebel has been lacking of late. I really wish one of you would take up the torch and run a regular feature regarding reproductive rights / women's rights.

I could totally live without another fangirl piece on a pop star ever appearing on Jezebel.

Apparently not, but I haven't watched The View in years. My feathers were plenty ruffled by the first few cast changes, but then Another-Blonde-Republican arrived and started farting out her mouth every day. The show became an intolerable embarrassment at that stage. I don't know how anyone can still watch.

That's an improvement, but won't keep me from ranting about her for another day or so. -Still mad.-

After I had to suffer through a hundred ugly cries and all this praising god and Jesus on Dancing With the Stars about her first child, Sherri Shepard turns around and does this to another woman.

If I thought it actually meant anything, I'd get down on my knees and ask Jesus to cancel the View right this minute. I…

How does one possibly know in written correspondence if the recipient is truly entitled to respect? This is happening at the City University of New York. Imagine the amount of written correspondence flowing here. Perhaps, if everyone were able to recognize those due a title, how would we express that respect without…

"The point is all titles have meaning." - Ari Schwartz

Yes, they do have meaning. You can ignore that female titles are meant to note their marital status all you like, but that is part of what you're defending here. Society doesn't always give me that choice. I remember being a young headstrong (headstrong and bitch…

Dear Ari Schwartz,

Best comment today. *Applauds*

As an old AND a woman, I want to respect this article calling out the absence of women in the (mostly pointless) late night talk shows, but...

Joan Rivers already did this.

The "World Continues to Turn" headline not only fell flat, but made me cringe a little.

Heidi Klum: As we all know, asses are in right now, so I designed this entire collection to make these slender (and youthful) women appear absolutely prepubescent. All eyes will be on their ass because there is absolutely no hope for cleavage here.

Who thought this shade was a good idea?

Would you please go back and tally up all the times Annie Lennox has been to Africa, raised money for Africans, etc etc and then get back to me about White Feminists?

The woman is old(er). You cannot expect her to keep tabs on every upcoming pop star and have a meaningful sense of their image. You can't expect her to…

I want to come up with a clever response of a dead guy that we're missing here...

But Paul Newman in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Unf.