I'm loving this myself. The mental image I have is a snake that turns on itself and starts to devour it's own tail.

All these assholes that want to tell me about their Jesus, how to manage my body, and why their family assault rifle is more important than child safety.

Now that I think about it, this one chick is not…

This generation's Marilyn Monroe... What?!? Who are these people?

Wha... WHERE IS THE GAME OF THRONES? -Berserker rage here-

Let me preface this with: I love love love Michelle Obama. I get enraged every time a "conservative" lets her name fall out their mouth.

I'm not loving that dress at all. What is this dress even doing? A sheer bedazzled something over a curved bustline with more bedazzling AND a poofy skirt? What?

inb4 PETA attacks innocent people wearing roadkill.

Kanye West is as relevant as Nirvana? What?

-Evil villain handwringing and maniacal laughter.- Today delias, tomorrow [Insert Pointless Tween Shopping Spot Here.]

I don't understand why we get this update every time Aaron Carter posts something about Hilary Duff. He cannot be the only irrelevant celebrity reaching out for an ex on social media.

And as far as the creep factor? I'm guessing that when the highlight of your career is in your tweens it may have a bit of an impact on…

Please, LaxBros, let's not discuss all that grey area right now. The problematic statement thus far: "Child porn is illegal because it can be morally corrupting, so how does that not apply to bdsm people actively indulging their rape fantasies?"

I mean, if you're going to pop up with an uninformed opinion about BDSM -…

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One man went to jail for an obscene cartoon. I'll need a citation to see how that happened.

Without looking over that *one* instance of a man serving time for an obscene cartoon, somehow your reasoning means that all children getting raped (because they cannot legally give consent) are now downgraded to…

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Tooter, child pornography is illegal because there's a *child* involved. A *child* that legally cannot give consent to sex. A *child* that would have to have sex acts for the film to be considered child pornography.

Are you with us now?

It has nothing to do with obscenity. Are you dense?

I don't know if I can say that I've dealt with it. For me, it was like discovering new vulnerabilities. A rape scene in a movie (the rare unexpected or actually realistic one), being crushed in a crowd at a concert or event, or even noticing a car has been riding behind you for a length of time... Suddenly, day to day…

"It didn't affect me as much right after as it did about four or five years later. It hit me so hard. " - Lady Gaga

I was nearly nineteen myself. I picked myself up and brushed myself off. I handled the immediate issues so well that very few people actually believed me. The internal aftermath didn't... appear, for lack…

Can these Teen Beat style posts just go away? Between the fangirl screaming posts and the let's-bash-this-flavor-of-the-month hater posts... It's exciting to see that one post a week that actually has something to do with women's rights.

It is not as if there is a dearth of material out there. My FB feed has more…

I adore every gamer response that goes like, "This shit here is art! You don't get to alter the artist's visions! This here art transcends your feminazi agenda!"

They seem to forget that while there is artistry involved in the making of a video game it's a form of entertainment.

"I don't like black people because the vast majority have no sense of the family structure I believe is best for the long term survival of the nation." - Some Racist Fundamentalist

Listen, the nation will survive. I know! Sounds pretty insane, right? A civil war, hippies, two world wars, democrats, some terrorist…

Are you sure you're not the head of the Rihanna fan club and just moonlighting on Jezebel?

I just... love this entire clip. I giggled through the entire thing.

I understand that Jezebel cannot possibly remain focused on serious issues at all times. I get it. I've had many good laughs here. However, this is the sort of article I've been waiting to see for far too long.

More of this and less fangirl squealing for pop stars, please.

"bad publicity bombs"

I didn't do the whole college life thing, but damnit, is there really any point to these societies anymore?