Most insurance policies have a clause stating they will not pay out in the event the vehicle is used for a crime, and deliberately running someone off the road definitely sounds like a crime.  I wouldn’t be surprised if all the insurances involved refused to pay out.

Wonder who this guy is voting for.

Someone did this with glitter bombs some years ago, didn’t they?

Booby trapping your property with explosives would likely result in felony charges.  Just follow Mark Rober’s lead and make some stink/glitter bomb packages.

Yeah. Despite what Hollywood tells us, petty theft is not a capital offense. I absolutely understand the frustration, but also this dude is going to lose way more than an Amazon package.

In this case, yes, the Turo insurance should cover this, IMHO (but I would not be surprised if they worm their way out of it). The insured is the owner of the truck, they are in the business of renting them, and it’s not like you can vet who is going to decide to be a vigilante with your truck. So Turo should pay out…

Exactly this. With a CT they’re not getting away from you, and the police can spot you instantly. Get their tag number and a description of the thief. Do what the police dispatcher tells you.

Right? That’s what I was thinking. Imagine if someone was shot and killed over some cheap trinket.

$30,000 in damage to save a $20 Etsy necklace! Huzzah!

May is right, it was time to go out on a high rather than deteriorate. I like May and Clarkson’s solo work so they still have creative juice. I haven’t seen Hammond in anything except a Ford Ranger ad, is he doing any shows?

I’ve been using the Ventus line from Hankook for about 10 years now, and I’ve been VERY happy with them. I think I’ve had 3 sets so far across 2 cars. My newer Mazda’s OEM set is ready for a swap (terrible Yokohamas), and I’ll definitely be going with the Hankooks again.

Basically someone who is like another mom in your life, but who isn’t related by blood.

Didn’t Ben Stein drive one of these?

My bonus mom has a 2006 STS-V, in almost the same color combo. Hers is silver with a grey interior. She’s had it since she purchased it CPO in 2010.

Thought there had to be an RFK, Jr. reference somewhere here. Good to see I won’t leave disappointed.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

“Make Jalopnik great again!” —some weirdo who only started shitposting here 2 weeks ago.

Don’t forget Vance, Kennedy, Gabbard. The one place they don’t lack for diversity is in the weirdo department.

What a sad, miserable existence, waiting for some random blog to end just out of spite. If you hate coming here so much, have you considered doing or reading things you actually enjoy?

Of course Trump hates Musk. Musk is the exact same kind of grifter Trump is but he is orders of magnitude better at it then Trump.