You’re futile attempt to make sense makes no sense. /s

That kind of speech isn’t generally criminal. If anything, the cleaning crew’s crime was against the dealership, not the customer. The dealership, assuming they really didn’t know, would likely not be liable.

Quick clarification. Have you ever been called that name? Or do you just think that other people shouldn’t be upset by it?

“I think somebody should have looked into this and seen it before it happened, seen it before any customer got treated in this manner that day,” Alston told the outlet.

Pretty sure the guys buying Singers already have a high-end Porsche or 3 anyway.

Oh yeah. Doesn’t hurt that Singer’s output is over-premium versions of the 911. Nothing at all like the perceived insult of fiberglass replica body kit for a lesser donor car.

Now let’s see him pour it that way with a 5 qt jug. Also, other than adding a quart, who uses 1 qt jugs unless you have an oddly low oil capacity car? Even my wife’s car is like 4.2qt so I save the .8 qt and after 4 oil changes I get a free one!

Yes. I have a childish sense of humor even without alcohol in my blood stream.

I’ve seen enough wrecks on dry asphalt to offer a simplification:

Some people have no idea how to drive on anything other than dry asphalt.

Why did the idiot in the Range Rover not hit the gas? You got four wheel drive! Get the tiers digging into the snow instead of locking up the breaks and sliding down the in a 100K sled. Get the wheels turning,

It’s “essential tremor” but that still sucks either way. I saw a post on Imgur of a woman showing her children how to fill a car with gasoline; working the dispenser handle, et al. Then one of the children said “Is this like the time you showed us how to use a pay phone?”

Just saying that was what my dad taught me. This would have been in the 1970s I guess. I don’t think the “new fangled” plastic bottles came out until sometime in the 80s, but I can’t be certain of the date.

Rich people problem, since I can only afford the 5 quart jug.

Fill from the top and not the bottom?  That’s been my problem for all those years!

Uh, throwing a javelin and pitching a baseball are two different activities. Claiming that a javelin thrower doesn’t have the arm-strength of a MLB pitcher is ludicrous. Have you even bothered to watch the sport? Or see the physique of those athletes? And it’s absurd to think that pitching a ball is merely a matter of…

Sir, this is a blog post.

Except what they’ve done isn’t particularly intelligent. It’s something a child could have come up with, conceptually, they’ve just put adult levels of obsession. It’s not some wonderfully piece of aerodynamics, or something brilliant or inspired. It’s just “How densely can we fold this paper into a dart?” because the…

Badly. Because this wasn’t a real test of how well a paper aeroplane works, it’s just a test of how dense and narrow of a dart you can make out of paper, so that the guy can hurl it as far as possible as reliably as possible. He’s basically just whipping pointy paper downrange. There’s no real paper plane here.

I would hope that the paper plane world record is set by aeronautical engineers. Instead of some 11 year old kid. Because ya know, they went to engineering school and now work for an aeronautics company.