That whole paragraph is great. The self-contained joke is a setup to the final punchline that she finally kicked her own coke addiction, all done, of course, with double entendre.

Take note kids, THAT is how you write comedy.

This one sprayed iced tea all over my desk:

For me it was:

no

“my mom says his hair makes him look like a majestic lion.”

This entire article is magic, but that line had me spitting coffee.

Given the era of the car, it’s pretty clear that the cocaine that’s hidden in the car isn’t distributed evenly.

I agree, slut.

The ability and acceptability of shaming people based on their current and past sexual relations, or lack thereof, is one of humanity’s greatest accomplishments.

And these guys aren’t some grunts, too. They have college degrees and offices. I think that, given the right tools and supplies, they can finish all of David Tracy’s projects in 5 days, and still have two more days to spare to fix up the broken cars every Jalopnik staffer has.

That’s so she can call 911 faster after she burns your ass

She’s German, be thankful she isn’t wearing a fanny pack as well.

Also, more fun to acquire.

Certain STD’s are better then FCA...

Tsukuba has a lot more tires in the braking zone of the wall, where you’d go in the case of a brake failure. Speed Vegas literally has a section of bare concrete wall a car could easily drill straight into.

Physically impossible.

So you’re cool with cars that haven’t been inspected? Dumbass.

Anyone with any understanding of race tracks will admit that, while all racing is inherently dangerous, some tracks are more dangerous than others. And when it comes to a track being used for novice drivers, some tracks are just too dangerous because a lack of safety measures means any error will result in serious…

To add, he’s a former employee because he felt the job was unsafe and was unwilling to sign his life away. I don’t see any issue with the lawsuit.

There’s dangerous. Then there’s unnecessarily dangerous. People who’ve been around racing enough are able to recognize the difference.

If the brake and rollbar situation are as stated, and he can document his complaint about the wall then I call it legit.