@TaxiHappy: They trained him after he got promoted to app screening.

@im2fools: You're missing the point. Mofo tricked Apple! Mad cred.

@dude_crush: What do you mean? This article is about how it doesn't do jack... Relaxes you and encourages a placebo effect. More interestingly though - please tell the story of the drunk 2x4 smashing. Also, when stoners steal, they've usually just forgotten to ask.

@Killjoy: I think people are getting agitated because of the iDosing misconception - not because they're jealous of your internal peace and self acceptance.

@Héctor Eduardo Luna: My fool brother bought an iPod classic the other day.

@Xndingo: Get on those FaceBook chips Apple!

@Diode: Nice plug pic regardless bro.

@Joe: That's a good mindset, man. I never try new things because they've almost definitely been tried before and since I'm not already doing these things they clearly won't have worked out for me. I hope you're as confused as me at the end of this paragraph.

@MichaelEllis123: But it's so compact! Damn those things are annoying...

@SAThorn: Don't blame him, there was no mention of the antenna issue in this article - he didn't know how to react.

Did they make anything notable aside from GTA? I would just like a warrant for the "world's most successful and mysterious" title.

Maybe throw up this link?

@smkm: And there's no question that's the way it should be. I once had to make up a problem with a monitor I got because apparently 1 dead pixel doesn't warrant a RMA (is that the right 3 letter abbreviation?). I absolutely cannot stand dead pixels.

@shatteredempathy: Send me em when you're done?

@I see the light. It burns!: The difference here is it doesn't effect every single Droid X and the issue is far more important than a -24db drop when touching a certain spot on the phone.

@tensai: I doubt smartphone screens will ever get bigger than the (already insane IMHO) 4.5". That being said an increased pixel density would welcome the same increased failure of fault (like on the iPhone 4). That being said I don't see a day in the future when a dead pixel on a smartphone (under manufacturer's…

@6ironmaiden9: Succinctly stated.

@Cribbage Left: I just can't stay mad at adorable lil' Floppy.

@Wheema: Ah my bad - I agree with you on that one. Six seems a bit excessive (6 * $50 = 2x Kinect Price) but Microsoft should have at least thrown in a "game of your choice" along with their Wii Sports thing.

Any feature that isn't a home button or a touchscreen is an "iPad differentiator". Just sayin' :)