There is no way Steak Em Up had enough money to pay for the rights to The Cars’ Shake It Up at the end of that commercial, so Ric Ocasek: please spare us all by suing them into oblivion.

Same. I went from full games all weekend to Red Zone only to highlights only to nothing in a few short years, aided in part by the Great Fan Duel / Draft Kings Ad Wars of 2015.

It’s not that simple ever since the common definition of fascist changed to “anyone who disagrees with me.”

I like the vagueness of this statement. Could be a compliment, could mean there’s a reason nothing like this has ever been made before.

Yeah, the next time your own boss “suggests” you do something, don’t do it and let’s see where that gets you.

Wegener’s/sarcoidosis* is more likely. Get a biopsy/head CT* to confirm and start him on interferon/plasmapheresis.*

and exposed this outfit as permafrauds everyone now knows them to be.

In the past, Trump has used the word congratulate as a lame power move he thinks no one recognizes: never publicly thank (or even acknowledge) someone you don’t like — it makes you look weak. If you use the situationally-awkward “congratulations” instead of “thank you”, you force them to thank you for congratulating…

If the dad went on with his day that would be admirable, but since he’s trying so hard to distract himself you just know he’s thinking about the game the whole time. Wait — not thinking — fuming.

Oh how ecstatic I would be if I was playing an RPG and opened a loot chest to discover a piece of armor called “Resplendant Black Jewelled Battle Shorts”

I use the tilde for two reasons:

“Shut up and play,” said the guy who co-founded the Wing Bowl.

Just add a “Mrs.” and pretend you named him after the doll on Family Affair.

That Vonnegut. What an *.

We’ve become a much richer country and that’s a good thing, not a bad thing, because that great wealth allows us to take care of people. We can take care of people that we couldn’t have taken care of in the past, because of the great wealth.

“There’s little to no chance of anything like that ever being able to happen,” Cox told the Index-Journal on Friday when asked about the possibility.

+1 Piscotty and meatballs

His base are not exactly the kind of people who tune in to what’s going on at the G7 summit. Or any other meeting. Or anything at all. As long as he makes liberals upset/cry/lose sleep that’s all that matters.

You have a better chance of escaping from H.H. Holmes’s murder castle than you do of seeing Trubisky win a game all by himself.

Spicer (to the NYTimes): “I am very happy with who I am and who I support. I’m not changing. I am giving people another opportunity to see a side of me that is different.”