I kind of hope that by the halfway point in the season the Raiders are playing to empty seats— partly because their fans have all finally abandoned them and partly because opposing teams’ fans have no intention of setting foot in that rotting hog’s carcass of a stadium.

Countdown to Gruden luring Haynesworth out of retirement for $67M and a new kidney over 10 years, with $60M guaranteed.

The fact that Williams didn’t get banned for life after BountyGate is one of the many, MANY reasons I gave up on the NFL entirely a few years ago.

Either Alan is excited to talk about his favorite music or he just drank 15 cups of coffee. Or both.

Every time I see Maron’s face I have two immediate reactions:

There is no bigger waste of time in government than the “official condemnation” — like the Congressional vote last week to condemn Trump’s racist tweets. Great. You’re now on record saying “Issue X is bad”. Way to take action!

A Low show in ‘96 was the weirdest show I’ve ever attended. It started out Standing Room Only, morphed into Sitting Room Only, and by the time they got to Do You Know How To Waltz every single member of the audience was lying down on the floor.

Have they tried hit it with a crowbar 9,999 times?

It seems more and more likely that phrases like “comes from a good family” and “not ‘traditional’ rape” are euphemisms for “I raped a girl when I was your age, too -- didn’t get caught and I turned out fine.”

So this is why there are so many idlers at the forges lately! They are extremely difficult to do as a duo so that moron who forgot to power down before attempting this is getting full clips of Ikelos shotty to the face and a report to Bungie for AFK.

Thankfully Fox & Friends has not yet convinced Merriam-Webster to just go ahead and change the definitions of communist and socialist to “someone you don’t like”.

These congresswomen cannot be called “The Squad”.

I find it endlessly amusing/terrifying how brazenly Trump tried to insinuate Jared into all those early meetings. This was clearly intended to establish a photographic record that Kushner was “important” so that he could succeed Daddy once term limits were abolished and the Trump line of succession was established.

It seems as though Fletcher is going to be too busy to star in that Bill Bruford biopic that my fevered mind keeps insisting should happen.

At this point I tend to think that half his supporters are convinced Democrats are pure evil and will support any elected GOP official no matter what, and the other half are simply addicted to those sweet, sweet dopamine hits that flood their brains whenever a liberal is upset. The dumber their leaders get, the more…

R.I.P. to the only person in human history whose surname describes the consequences of his first name.

Equally incredible is that the “leader” of our country has ONE criterion for his favor: you have to praise him. That’s it. You don’t even have to personally like him, you just have to say you do publicly.

+1 future

Well I don’t know who Chris Kobach is, but I already know he has more empathy, integrity, leadership skills and common decency than Kris Kobach.