I was running an AD&D campaign in high school and after a big battle the characters earned some low level treasure. One of the items was a +1 sword that had the ability to “Detect Evil”. I don’t remember exactly how I explained it but I think I told the guy that picked it up that by holding the sword he’d be able to…

“There was a kangaroo...in my living room”

This is actually the exact point when the game crashes for me and hard locks my PC with a sound loop. Maybe it’s because I’m trying to shoot things? I guess I’ll try doing nothing.