Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

“Not as a fun a pic”

Say what you want about Bob Ross, but he taught me something fundamental about painting: That schmushing a brush into some paint and then schmushing it on a canvas can make a remarkably realistic-looking (and happy) tree. Before Bob, I thought painters were responsible for every minute brush stroke, every seemingly…

I’m for Hillary. My sister is for Bernie. She’s in California so she keeps saying that she has to have her vote. That it can’t be decided until the whole country has voted. I tell her, Fine!

CAN’T FEEL THE BERN WHEN I’M ALL CHILLARY

Those people also freaked out that she suggested school children should get more vegetables. And remember that phase they went through suggesting she was fat? She must hold the record for getting the weirdest criticism.

I really wonder what she’s going to do next with her life. She’s so intelligent, warm and thoughtful. She’s also clearly ambitious, though I’m persuaded that she has no interest in running for office herself. I love Barry. But when it comes to this next stage of their careers, it’s clearly her turn. Would she write a…

Yep. That quote from the judge -

Off the bench, judge.

Half the population is not below 100 on the IQ scale. Most of the population scores close to 100. Some are far above average and some are markedly below, but those who deviate from average in either direction are in a minority.

What? No. It means that most human beings alive on the planet have an IQ that is within 1 standard deviation of 100. There are outliers, but not very many.

This whole comment section is way too judgey for me.

What did you do? I mean as the final straw. And by straw, I don’t mean his hair.

DONALD TRUMP BLOCKED ME ON TWITTER!!!

We aren’t and we don’t need to be. A lot of people have some form of cognitive disability. They’re still responsible for their actions so far as they’re able to understand them. If someone’s functioning at a level where he’s able to carry out a plan to threaten to cut someone else with a knife unless she allows him to…

Idk Lauren, I just can't believe a company would put money over morals. It just isn't like Uber.

I like her and she’ll do a great job, but I would like to see an actress over 40. Forget the fact that she’s supposed to be a captain, she’s the first headlining female Marvel superhero and she’s 20 years younger than Downey, Ruffalo, Renner, and Rudd, and 10 years younger than Evans, Mackie, and Hemsworth. Hollywood…

Yes, we learned how empowering this “women taking off their clothes for critters bullshit” is from PETA.