We also need to consider the fact that everyone’s response was “It wasn’t Keira, it was you.”

Yeah, further evidence needed before level of woke can be determined.

Margaret Atwood.

People actually throw parties when they are an Airbnb customer? Who the hell would actually do that in some else’s home? Am I just too naive for this rude house guest filled world?

1:1 ratio

Oh yes, that whole project was a mess. No one seemed to realize that you can’t do Baz Luhrmann without Baz and you can’t do Russian tragedy without some wry humor to make it bearable. No disrespect to her though; she’s one of my favorites. From Bend It Like Beckham to Pride and Prejudice, no one plays the mischievous…

I think he’s still real bitter she didn’t fuck him. Just my theory.

I MET THIS BIRD IN REAL LIFE LAST WEEK !!!

Same

I am personally offended by this guy because Keira Knightley is my Imaginary BFF, and how dare he insult her? All those feelings you people have about Jennifer Lawrence? I have them for Keira Knightley instead.

Shit, this breaks my heart.

It’s so true! It’s definitely hard, but damn it feels good to stand up for yourself and get the treatment/answers you need.

Yay! Glad to make you smile; hope your day picks up from here!!

Jefferson was the wackest of founding fathers.

I really hope they can extradite and convict him without Samantha Geimer having to take the stand at any point. She has had to relive this over and over for years already thanks to the press and she doesn’t deserve a minute of it.

Thank you! As luck would have it, I just got off the phone with the hospital and I’m getting the test done on Thursday.

At first they were trying to confirm an ultrasound and said that if *this* doctor thinks I need the zika testing then they’d schedule it after my (totally unnecessary) ultrasound. But I busted out…

Everybody’s a perfect parent on the internet.

That hurts my soul.