What a piece of work.

“I have been physically abused, and I believe all of this is emotional abuse. Ariel should ask herself, ‘has Ariel ever raised a hand to her mother? Has Ariel ever done anything she’s ashamed of to her mother?’”

Aaaaaaaaand this is why she’s estranged.

So far, my favorite finding is that people who drink Jägermeister have no discernible political leanings, but are united nonetheless by the fact that collectively they cannot give less of a fuck about voting.

I have now, without shame or remorse, spent the last 10 minutes trying to find out what kind of bourbon John Boehner drinks—surely it must be bourbon, right?

I know, right? Women should all have to wear name tags. And while we’re at it, those tags can state their relationship status, so the Nice Guys will know who to target with their fervent, obsessive, entitled niceness.

In all seriousness though, if anyone votes for this that didn’t vote for the Paycheck Fairness act, they can fuck right off.

Don’t go waving those flagella at me!

did you just compared us to amoebas?

“That hasn’t happened in quite some time,” Ginsburg responded

Yes but we got this out that bullshit, so in the end it was worth it.

I’m with you on this one. It isn’t so much the fact that they are given these roles that are motion capture or that require a lot of makeup, it is that they aren’t given as many roles that just allow them to be black. In contrast to the white actors who seem to get a decent balance between those two types of roles.

I learned today that a traditionally white character in Dr. Strange was cast as Chiwetel Ejiofor. I am really glad they didn’t do Tilda Swinton in yellow face-that character was such a racist trope anyways and perpetuates so much bullshit as it is.

If this is average looking then I don’t even want to know what I am considered.

It’s actually about ethics in sixth grade track sports reporting.

For fuck’s sake. As Rando said, she wasn’t talking about anything to do with reproduction. It’s exactly the same as saying the name of ANY OTHER BODY PART BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IT IS CALLED. Good for her for refusing to use some stupid euphamism.

I meant it completely in jest, my sarcasm obviously didn’t translate well over the interwebz. Honestly, if it ended up coming across otherwise or bringing up bad memories, my apologies!

Take five minutes to google some shit like “what can men do about sexism” “ways for male allies to help” “feminist ally resources” and see if you can figure your shit out without needing me to hold your hand.

But you know as well as I do that when people disregard “race, sex, or any other consideration” they hire white men. That’s what that language means. That’s what you’ve absorbed, whether you want to admit it or not. That’s how you fully justify all white male cabinets, boards, workplaces. That’s how you justify sexism…

Allow me to man-splain to you how self-immolation works, along with a historical analysis of the act in the context of various turbulent political climates between 1800-Present.....