If anybody needs more evidence that Cruz is actually a giant spider in a human suit, this is it.

I don’t think he understood that what he said might come off as vaguely sexual. You see, on his planet, one procreates by exchanging protein streams through one’s tentacles.

In a nice coincidence, celery is highly underrated. A veggie with excellent crunch factor and leaves for garnish to boot.

Celery is a digestive who gets fiber done.

It’s not her support of Bernie Sanders that makes me question her feminism, but the fact that she chooses to define Clinton by her relationship to her father and her husband, rather than any actual merits or her own accomplishments.

people don’t realize that you cant just go into any hospital and get a rape kit done. theoretically you can, but as a victims advocate i can tell you kits done by non- SANE nurses are brutal and the chances of the DR/nurse fucking it up are very high, plus who knows how they will do testifying in court. EVERY hospital…

very good point. See: MRA movement.

Women drinking alcohol?!? Someone alert John Kasich!

Also not how you human :(

Chris Brown can kiss my ass with this film. Him and his awful mama. She’s the worst next to him.

I would like RuPaul at my wedding.

Today’s Sermon:

To lighten the mood, this piglet stampede prevented my timely arrival home. Also piglet stampede is the name of my new band

Have you tried therapy? Particularly with someone who specializes in counseling abuse survivors? You local domestic violence hotline might have some referrals. I am guessing it’s a matter of trust. The ability to trust others, and the ability to trust your own judgment of others; so you don’t want to be vulnerable to…

Jezzies, I had my baby! Her name is Juniper.

yup, im sure it is...

I remember reading a quote that went something like; if an alien were to judge what America was like by our films, they’d think that the population was 70% male, most women died before 30, and POC only made up about 5% of the population.

And it’s not like there aren’t any talented Japanese actresses who could have filled this role. In regards to action movies, I think of the women from the two Wolverine movies, either Tao Okamoto or Rila Fukushima (also Katana in Arrow) could probably get the job done. Or for a bigger name they could have Devon Aoki,…