they was the little carrots from the new opening song! Aha!!

upvoted just because literal lol

Me too & me neither, but… it fit. This crazy show just always surprises me w/ how much it works, all funny business aside…

That was …unexpected. But cool. And unaccountably creepy.

Meg laughing to the opening of White Lines will haunt my dreams…
I'm not un-okay w/ this…

Lot of great acting on tonight, & much of it laugh out loud funny, particularly Kevin's reactions to…pretty much everything. Stand-out for me was the way he told his dad "I love you too."

Well I kind of do, now.

I can dig it. At least Kevin didn't get slapped by any monks.
I can't think of any specific mythological wells they may have been alluding to but… I dunno, well, wellspring, fountainhead, source of things, if anything i'd make the comparison to the well being like Mt Doom, & Ghost Patti being a particularly…

So I'm not the only one that gets pretty stoned to watch this show then?

"Did you put Neosporin on it?"

maybe if someone else caught it he wouldn't be able to just kill it, which is what he wanted to do all along, because reasons… or maybe before he drank the water he didn't want anybody to catch it because they just kill birds caught in that hotel & he wanted to save it, because reasons… maybe his killing it had…

This show may twist my brain up in knots from time to time, but there's nothing else I watch that does mood whiplash/emotional zig-zagging like it… Going from about to tear-up as little girl Patti was denigrating herself & asking Kevin what would help him throw her down the well, to actually guffawing when he finally…

Oh Lordy, you're right of course… aaand now i'm down the alternate universe rabbit hole in a big way

He woke up there as an International Assassin, that probably made all the difference… The trip would have doubtless been more difficult if he was, say, a patio furniture sales rep or something

If it turns out that you're exactly correct, I will award you one internet, that's for sure…

The way they kept mentioning orphans & cave-ins & whatnot I was wondering if they were somehow going to bring it back around to that Clan of the Cave Bear shiz that opened the season… Still wondering what that was, feels like there's all sorts of thematic tidbits floating around that I'm too slow to grab…

I thought I heard the dad say they were in the same room but… wouldn't that mean Kevin was in Australia? Like, how's it a straight shot from there to Jarden if he's you know what nevermind…

I thought Virgil just swatting the bird like a mosquito came out of nowhere, made me go wtf… Come to think of it Virgil really wasn't much of a guide, good thing loonydad is off in la la land to offer some fatherly advice… Now I really want to know what up w/ that whole National Geographic, Lazarus in Oz storyline…

Theory: You think the Hotel of the Dead fire-alarm had something to do w/ the spirit communication fire the dad was beaming through the tv? That was hilarious, "I'm all fucked-up on some stuff they call God's Tongue, I sure hope this is real!"

For a hopeful minute I thought the dad meant he was supposed to take Mary to The Well… cuz The Well was gonna wake her up or something, I dunno… poor Matt