Maybe in Japan things like facts still matter, but we’re making America great one ridiculous rumor at a time!

This just means my Google Home will murder the deputy when I play Eric Clapton

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

The problem is, there’s not a box on the order form that you check that says, “I am stupidly rich and can afford to blow money indiscriminately on things like this.” A lot of the people who spend money on quack cures are people of modest means with chronic illnesses who aren’t getting better with conventional…

Anyone think the man is physically capable of even playing a round without a cart?

Anyone think he’s ever carried his own clubs a single time in his life?

At least it wasn’t one of those copper bracelets that was supposed to give you superhuman balance, take away your headaches, knock out the gout, give your cancer the what-for, stabilize your aura, bring about world peace, bring about the Second Coming, give you HD across all your channels even tho you’ve only got…

Everything about this article, with the exception of those shitty stickers, is

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Is one of his neighbors Ralph Nader?

Marcos Breton, for one.

As a former Sacramentan: Marcos Bretan has been the worst for a long time.
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The city doesn’t want to get sued for KJ and crew kicking the shit out of him, so it’s in their to make it stick. Otherwise they kicked the shit out of an innocent person.

Wow- what’s with these older white guys? Do they reach a certain age and their brain breaks? Is this the dude equivalent of menopause?

Don’t feel too bad for Frei. The Denver Post might fire columnists for xenophobic tweets, but he can still be President of the fricking United States.

“Look, I said it was nothing personal. I just don’t like what that person accomplished because of his race.”

WELL MY GREAT GREAT GRANDPA FOUGHT FOR THE UNION SO FUCK AUBURN FOREVER!

That first sentence?

Today’s spray coat of orange paint is still drying and he doesn’t want them to stick.

Donald Trump is the President of the United States. The American people clearly have no interest in class or professionalism.