Her Aunt game is on point. 

I don’t know but something tells me she isn’t faking the funk. So far her FB page hasn’t said otherwise.

WHOA SEVEN WHOLE WOMEN CONGRATS. Meanwhile, I’m going to give myself 30 seconds to write, off the top of my head: Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Any member of the Kardashian clan, Taylor Swift, Lena Dunham, Mila Kunis, Gisele, Mandy Moore, and Jessica Chastain. 

When my family moved into Navy Officer’s Housing in San Diego in 1966 there were a lot of unhappy white people in the neighborhood. My father was stationed in Vietnam at the time when my mother moved her five children including 9-year-old me, into that all-white neighborhood. I was called “nigger” by more than a few…

I’m so not sure how to take this.

“This isn’t Emerald Downs!”

This made me curious, because I knew they could cross rivers and such, but I’d never heard of one swimming in the ocean. Turns out, there’s a lot of pictures of it.

For some reason, this one made me chuckle. To me, it looks like a jockey got lost at sea.

“Thoroughbred”

Is it weird that I want Laurie Hernandez to be my little sister? I am an only child and I always wanted a little sister.

Master Van Winkle did a couple of home renovation shows a few years back, and I was rolling my eyes, like, “Ok, Vanilla Ice. You swing that hammer.” But damned if son didn’t know what he was doing and double dog damned if he wasn’t charming as all get out. I found him utterly endearing and now I have a soft spot for…

Ok ABC. Just end the competition now, give Laurie the mirror ball trophy, and give us 8-10 weeks of Laurie and Val dancing for an hour.

It’s also fucked up to tell parents of autistic children that they’re to “blame” for getting them the proper vaccinations.

Yeah, being anti-vaxx is being anti-autistic people, PERIOD. I and people like me have the right to exist. I am not scarier than vaccine preventable diseases that CAN KILL. If you are anti-vaxx what you are saying is that you’d prefer a dead child to an autistic one. Ableist attitudes like that is what led that guy in…

I’m not blind to color. Orange is my least favorite color and it clashes with my most favorite color which is not being an asswipe.

WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ??

i have. in indiana. after church.

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

I don’t understand why people use these places when they aren’t any cheaper than having the dealer do the work.

This relationship looks exhausting.

Oh, absolutely. And black women ate that shit up with a spoon b/c we all know that we don’t reach peak femininity until we can show the world that WE’Z MARRIED NOW!!!!1111 That’s when I mean when I say Beyonce is cashing in on black women’s insecurities. “Look! Look! Her dancers have Afros just like me! SHE WOKE,…