How dare you

Do you agree? Share this with your girlfriends who are just as unique as you are, and if I've missed anything, tell me in the comments!

On the topic of devil horns, I just had a sonogram last week and my baby totally threw up the devil horns. My husband and I were cracking up and the technician actually caught a pic of it. If I had it on me, I'd post it. But still... I mean.... how metal is my baby? lol

Actually it's mostly associated with hip-hop.

KITTY

This is Texas. Federal laws are for other states.

Your resident Jez physician would like to take this opportunity to remind you that this whole scenario can be avoided by quitting.

If cops cannot deal with criticism or percieved insults how exactly do they handle drug dealers, gangs, domestic violence calls, drive by shooters? They have no business being cops if they can't deal with words. St Louis cops and especially their union went to meltdown mode over 5 football players with their hands up.…

To quote Mindy quoting Danny on The Mindy Project, this is why China is winning.

this is the best

You've obviously never been in the presence of hair that shiny. You can't look away.

They are not going to Guy Fieri's. That is a lie. You stop lying you lying liar.

Bless your heart.

I'm so excited for the mellowness of it all. In and out in under an hour, now let's EAT and HAVE BEER! Pretty much sums up our relationship as well.

Las Vegas is a horrible town. Its entire existence is built around the exploitation of human misery and weakness and the seven sins, particularly Greed, Lust and Gluttony, but all of them are prayed to and glorified. There is no culture there, beyond the tourist business, the thrift stores all suck because they are…

I'm a little sad that this story didn't end with the love egg hatching, and a cute little sex robot emerging, and then the sex robot deciding that the bomb disposal expert was its mama. The adventures they'd have.

In the same interview, Bush called Clinton his "brother from another mother," but he's sure his actual brother Jeb Bush would definitely defeat his "sister-in-law" Hillary Clinton in a potential 2016 presidential race.

I never realized Cavill's hair was so... mullety.

That's it. That's my new fucking band name.

That whole situation should just be called "Ohio."