I found a wolf spider in my shower last year. I'm not ashamed to say I shrieked and threw a canister of shaving cream at it, which fortunately killed it. It was the first time I'd seen a wolf spider. Fuck spiders. And bugs in general.

I will contribute to your kickstarter campaign.

I was going to guess Australia....

I am also in central illinois. It's fucking miserably cold. It hurts to breathe outside. I miss California.

I have a friend who was Aladdin (and some other characters) at Disneyland, and is now a cast member in the lion king tour. Things can happen.

it would be fun if it was the same couple. I do know several sets of marrieds from rugby in both bride/bride and bride/groom combos, but none with those initials.

west coast. Both were brides.

My gentleman friend has a 12 year old son. The son has a friend that has been busted with porn on his phone three times. The first time he was 11. My friend told his son if he sees porn, or anything inappropriate even once, the son will be getting a flip phone, and banned from all devices.

Five-ish years ago I was at the wedding of a couple of rugby teammates. They did a bouquet toss. There is a great picture of several of the women trying to box each other out, and one woman just started jumping so you can see shadows under her feet. Another woman and I are standing off to the side, holding drinks,…

I'm a woman, and my (public facing) job title contains the word steward.

I was in that club for 18 months once. (January 2008 - June 2009.) For the first three months I was in the best shape of my life, (worked out 2x/day,) and dated a ton. Eventually got really depressed and gained a million pounds. (Or 40. Give or take.)

I'm blushing. And not just cuz I have rosacea. :-D

from what I understand (from ex boyfriends who care about football,) there is little guaranteed money in football. But maybe that has mostly to do with injuries? Like: if you are a QB and you break something, you don't get paid if you don't play. For 2nd+ string dudes, I'm not sure how it works. Maybe you getsid, even…

pie, please see my response to Adultosaur. Because sharing is caring.

ok... More story. I was working at a super awesome concert venue. I was 17ish, an usher, just off stage. It was an hour or so before the concert. He was conducting. He came rushing up the aisle. Technically, part of my job was stopping non-legit people from going backstage. (In reality- not that much of my job. People…

um, I'm 36, and yes. Mindy to be my mom/best friend/mentor/etc would be THE BEST. If I could get the holy triumvirate of Mindy, Tina, and Amy to hide me through life, I think I'd win at everything.

he spoon fed me gazpacho. Because he's awesome. Also got the most uncomfortable "... don't you know who I am?...." ever. It was amazing. All of it.

I don't know who Kat Dennings is, but I like her style.

I love her so much.

Long story short: I met him in the height of the "don't worry, be happy" days. Teased him. He took it well. He fed me soup. TRUE STORY. I love him forever and believe that's his shirt.