The Ford Probe was one thing but the Mercury Speculum is quite another

I bet there are at least some people who think the Probe name is GREAT!

Almost all of the Ford models, you can put the word “anal” in front of the name and it makes sense.

I once bought a brand new Jeep Patriot.

That’s not a bug – that’s a feature! People get so excited when they make their Tesla perform a light show.

To anyone who doesn’t like the original 928 headlights...

How is that an unpopular opinion ?

That’s not an unpopular opinion at all. Everyone who likes the 928 (including yours truly) loves the rear hatch and headlights. I also happen to love the Pasha seats but a double black, late model GTS is really my cup of tea.

I was just thinking they eliminated everything about it that made a 928 special.

The cost is in the labour to get at the plugs. A quick look around a few Dodge forum sites shows dealers charging ~$500 for spark plug changes on these engines, and those who have wrenched it at home warning people to be careful, and plan on spending 3-4 hours doing it.  Plugs are cheap, accessing them isn’t. 

I like sitting on the tire to work under the hood bonnet.

The engine in it is the best at eating thrust bearings.

I starred this, but only because my first car was a Spitfire.

And the site says “c’mon sharea Franklin; people may still get in.”
So I put my hundred dollars down and I logged in to ask him when.
He said “you look like a fine outstanding young mark I think you’ll do.”
Then he took another hundred off me and said “No, not 2022.”

This will be doubly mind-blowing for the youths, as they have no idea what an overhead projector actually is.

you don’t have a pair of TARDISpants®?

Reminds me of my friend's old car. Whenever he would turn on his blinker his car would start to act up. I took a look and whoever owned it before ran some wires in the wheel well and his car was so low that the tire rubbed off a lot of the protective coating on the wires. So whenever he turned his blinker on, or took…

Apparently Subaru adopted their approach to engineering. Having the left signal on while changing the radio station caused the headlight fuse to blow in my 2005 Legacy. They seem to have upgraded this feature in the CrossTrek to having the window fuses blow if they are used while the high beams are on.

“Why do the Brits drink warm beer? They have Lucas refrigerators!”

As the old line goes: