Had one very briefly when I knew nothing about Motorcycles. Learned pretty quickly I was in over my head on it, too. So my friend and I sold it to someone who could really appreciate it before we seriously broke something that couldn’t be fixed. It was a bizarre and top-heavy bike. And the graphics were definitely…

I’m impressed that you definitely proved that putting a plastic weiner in your mouth gets you less f**ked than buying a whistle shaped vaguely like a vaguely existant Cybertruck.

As a guy who co-hosts a podcast on cars and movies (Reels and Wheels - catch us on Libsyn!), I have a lot of choices here, but I’ll go with The Karate Kid. Between Mrs. Larusso’s Chevelle wagon, Mr. Miyagi’s collection and Johnny’s Avanti II, it’s got some great cars!

This is that more British version of AHA’s Take On Me video we never got.

Most people don’t know that’s what Model “A” stood for.

Ford Probe.

Clearly he didn’t use SmartWater.

Years ago my roommate and I saw a local sporting goods store was going out of business and decided we just HAD to buy a new air hockey table because it was insanely cheap. Neither of us were sure if the table would fit in our cars so we both drove - him in his early 90's Cavalier convertible and me in my 1968 Olds…

Bought a set of headers for my 1968 Cutlass as my first mod when I got the car in 1995. Grabbed a hacksaw and cut off the exhaust system from the manifolds back. Turned my bumper jack into a makeshift breaker bar to pop the exhaust manifold bolts loose. It worked great for all of them until the last one snapped off in…

Any project car. If you need to spend six hours wrenching in the garage before you can leave, then mission accomplished on the escape part.

This boot lid will form a luggage platform, but only when required. If you don’t plan on requiring that luggage platform, the boot lid will gladly sit this one out.

Corolla: The Spirit of Adequate

That was cold.

Actually, this ad sums up the problem with modern politics perfectly. In this guys eyes, everyone must choose between a Yugo and a GTO when everyone just needs to daily a Camry.

Imagine how much faster it would be if there wasn’t an umbrella built into the doorjamb. 

I’m overcome by the Meh. This is the cool high school guidance counselor of cars.

Maybe David Mann stacked groceries like this in his Valiant and that’s why Duel happened.

I want to know exactly how many uncooked shrimp fit in the frunk’s cooler.

Dude was just getting prepared to make his sales quota of Ram trucks this week.