I am just relieved that the Changli stans haven’t hijacked the comments section to accuse you of staging the failure.

I am contributing a word comment!

My wife used to have a 2006 Chrysler Town & Country. Every once in a while, with no warning, all the interior lights would start flashing randomly and the chime would ding over and over. Then it would stop. I think the outside lights participated, too. We never knew when it would happen and no mechanic, electrical…

Unpopular opinion, but the rear hatch/rounded backside and the lay-flat headlights were some of my favorite parts of the 928. Take them away, ruin it’s gorgeous profile and ask for more money? ND.

Given the size of this car, I can only assume it exists because the owner bought it, drove it home and promptly misplaced it. He was cleaning out the garage last week, and found it behind some U-Haul boxes and was like “Oh yeah, I did buy a bottom-of-the-line plan-Jane Chevy Metro with unpainted bumpers! All those…

Nothing.

So it took lighting a literal fire under your ass to light a fire under your ass to get into upgrading the Changli? 

Please tell me they were auctioning off over-stocked Jeep Liberties.

GM Exec: We need a youth-oriented GMC-branded crossover!
GM Exec 2: Yeah! What youth-oriented name should we give it?
GM Exec: Let’s name it after the most common kitchen countertop substance in upscale houses.
GM Exec 2: For sure. Kids love that shit.

I regret letting go of my toys to this day. I had a full collection of Gen 1 Transformers and most of the GoBots as well. Including the Transformers you had to send UPC codes in and get in a plain white box. I let them all go when I grew up but kept a few issues of the comic thinking that would appreciate. Wrong. So…

GoBots were first. And the toys were awesome. But I can’t stress enough, the good guys were led by a GoBot named “Leader 1". The bad guys by a Motorcycle named... get this... Cy-Kill. There was a tank. His name was “Tank.” There was a helicopter. His name was “Cop-Tur.”

I fully expect them to walk back this campaign, then try to snag my business with:

Major dad points, Jason. Kids have it great these days. If we wanted a cheap Transformers knock-off, we had to settle for GoBots with creative names like “Turbo” and “Tux.” And their leader... “Leader 1.”

Ok, let’s court some controversy.

Easy. The Herkimer Battle Jitney. Best non-lethal vehicle ever and totally scrap-proof.

I love how he’s more proud of the foam on his garage walls then the park job itself.

What we have here is a delightfully convoluted path to a free 5-speed Yaris.

I had one. They have 16 spark plugs. Fun.

“It was a detectives car” pops up way too often as an excuse for a former city vehicle that looks normal on the outside. Chances are it was a fleet car. If it actually was a detective’s car, that’s worse since it would have spent countless hours idling, making that engine a ticking time bomb even with maintenance.…

When your garden needs so much work even God starts giving you shit...