Easy. The Herkimer Battle Jitney. Best non-lethal vehicle ever and totally scrap-proof.

I love how he’s more proud of the foam on his garage walls then the park job itself.

What we have here is a delightfully convoluted path to a free 5-speed Yaris.

I had one. They have 16 spark plugs. Fun.

“It was a detectives car” pops up way too often as an excuse for a former city vehicle that looks normal on the outside. Chances are it was a fleet car. If it actually was a detective’s car, that’s worse since it would have spent countless hours idling, making that engine a ticking time bomb even with maintenance.…

When your garden needs so much work even God starts giving you shit...

GMC Syclone! Even with plastic cladding and menacing red scratch graphics, it still looks like a small boxy pickup.

Since this is Australia, I’m going to give this guy the benefit of the doubt and assume he strapped two bikes to the front of a tractor in order to (try to) kill a spider.

This year I took my son to his middle school drive-through graduation in my 1980 Triumph Spitfire, so I know that feeling! It’s pretty good about starting up, and there were a lot of stops, so I decided to shut the car off whenever I could. I also don’t have a working temperature gauge, so I only know if I’m in…

“The collision sends a van flying forward, sends what appears to be a second-generation Jeep Liberty toppling and decimates the vehicle carrier...”

This is personal bias since I’m an owner, but the Triumph Spitfire deserves recognition. It’s so small that even at 5'6", I can sit in the driver’s seat, reach over the door and almost touch the street. The Pininfarina lines give it a beautiful profile, the tip-forward bonnet is awesome and gives great access to the…

This is the Star Wars prequel we should have gotten.

They say the camera adds a few tons.

Tesla even warned us about this years ago. I mean, there were signs, signs. Everywhere signs. Blocking out the scenery. Breaking my mind.

I think Jason made it clear any explanation of this taillight setup needs to be given using an overhead projector pulled from one’s pants. 

I have a delightful image in my head of that airplane with a mismatched-color-wing sipping fuel from a jerry can all the way to India, while this guy’s father and his mechanic friend steer it with a pair of vice grips, screaming to each other YEAH IT FLIES GREAT!

I think there is something fascinating about taillights buried in this article but I can’t get past someone pulling an overhead projector out of their pants. Illustration needed.

Freightliner 108SD. I didn’t even know they still sold those headlights.

That is a fine travel car. Beats the shit out of all that stationary crap.

Ford Expedition. It signaled the switch from 2-Door niche SUV’s like the Bronco to the 4WD station wagons everyone feels like that have to drive now. I don’t know if removing it would have stemmed the tide, but it was definitely a very not-fun vehicle to look at after years of well-sculpted Broncos.