I can get my Triumph Spitfire up to 30 - Then again, if I want to do a 180, I can also just reach my hand over the door, grab the pavement and let the car pivot around my arm.

Let’s take this empirically:

When asked how he felt after the incident, the driver said “rough.”

If you want a car that can do burnouts, this is the only way to go.

Probably going to take some heat for this, but I never liked the 4th Gen Camaro’s integrated spoiler. For my $$, if I’m going to have a spoiler, it doesn’t need to be big, but I’d at least like to see it in the car’s profile.

What are the pop-up headlights doing if there are two gigantic lights in the grill?

Well, shit.

Landspeeder roofs are on back-order, along with Death Star railings, thermal exhaust port guards, R2-unit thruster packs and emergency ignition cut-offs for Mandalorian jet packs.

Great, now pedestrians at Cars & Coffee have to watch out for SUVs, too.

It never caught on here because American cars still had front bench seats. Why make the perv do all that extra work?

I do PR for a living and write a lot of press releases. I think what happened here is that our inexperienced author thought the “inverted pyramid” referred to something... else.

I just hope we get a special edition called the Optima S-Prime.

I don’t think the driver of the Subaru ever saw the Italian Job. And I’m damn sure she didn’t see the trailer.

Great stuff, Jason! We talked about this before Reels & Wheels - I still have my Atari, too - Wanna talk super amazing? I have a copy of Double Dragon for the 2600. They somehow managed to do 2-player simultaneous play, replicate most of the stages, and (this still blows me away) keep the background music playing…

Only in car racing. If Dan Snyder bought the NFL, football would croak. (Well, harder than it’s croaking now).

The A and B pillars of my Cutlass are way too sexy to be projected upon.

Part of me wants this deal to fall apart so we can see what kind of revenge car Fiat/Chrysler comes up with.

It’s just a shame about all the travesties occurring at the Ritanamo Bay factory where they built these things.

I won’t give Pokemon Go $0.99 for some Pokeballs, so I sure as heck won’t give BMW $30k for an Eevee.

They need an SUV that ain’t nuthin to f*** with.