This. Every word of this. When I took my Spitfire onto I-264, watched it struggle to maintain 60mph, which might have been closer to 50 given the rate at which cars passed me, as I negotiated traffic in an effort to not be in the way, I didn’t even notice the vibrations of the wooden steering wheel slowly numbing my…

Only Henry Ford could accomplish what our cats have been trying to do to us for years.

When I was 10 I fell in love with the MGB. I got super obsessed with them and would take whatever opportunity I could get to see one, always wearing my MGB t-shirt. Yeah, plenty of people warned me about how mechanically quirky they were, so I was prepared for that. My college roommate had one and I got to see it…

Here’s my top ten things I would do to that Tesla if it was my lawn:

Great. Ford’s launching a line of Vape cartridges.

Trying to imagine the board meeting at AMC that year where they recognize they have a bit of a gap in the lineup and finally someone says “F*** it, let’s just plug it with three Gremlins!”

At last, somebody who really gives a shit about his work.

More to the point, why can a car company make it’s larger car 3 inches longer than its smaller car and present them as being all that different? Three inches is pretty meaningless in anything other than a biggest dick contest.

While I am 100% game for this on my Spitfire, it’s gonna have to come with a new engine as the current 1500 engine produced 71 HP when it was brand new. With that hardtop on, I estimate a top speed of about 38.

Minimal splash, good form.

Bias Ply FTW.

Neutral: Do You Get Recall Repairs Fixed?

Sure, it can run a lap on the track, but throw a quilt in there and it bucks around like a freaking bull.

This is brilliant. Given my religion’s disdain for cremation, anyone buying my 68 Cutlass after my demise can expect to find me sitting in the passenger seat. I’m ok with you hanging an air freshener around my neck, just don’t mess my Year One t-shirt. 

M: Agent 002, your mission is to charm the aircraft mechanic until he gives up the ladder. This will allow agent 004 to access the plane. Don’t question the mission just know it’s essential because 004 is a very short man. Your budget is 25lbs.

“The Outrageous FV Frangivento Asfane DieciDiece Wants to Be the Italian Koenigsegg”

When asked if the wheels will be bolted or screwed on, GM replied:

I guess they couldn’t find a loud enough stereo to recreate the Maxell ad so they got creative.

As a fellow Jew, the interpretation here is pretty obvious. Each Omni represents 7 years. The nice Omni is seven years of feasting and the rough Omni is 7 years of famine. Behold! Seven years of goodness are coming. Stock up now on late 80's/early 90's malaise cars while prices are cheap. Store them in an aircraft…

I had a ‘65 Corvair and even with tons of help from our local Corvair club, I still came to terms with how over my head I had gotten - especially trying to daily drive it. When I sold it, I made sure to find someone who planned to finish the restoration and make sure it gets driven. The new owner did just that - he…