Joan of Arc, who everyone forgets is a saint because of that whole burned at the stake thing

St. Isidore “wrote a 20-book opus Etymologies, also known as the Origins, in which he tried to record everything that was known. Published after his death in 636, it was for a thousand years considered the encyclopedia of all human knowledge.”

There already are two patron saints of the Internet: Vint Cerf and Bob Kahn.

Barefoot and wearing ill fitting, classless clothing, that look no better then whatever from Marshalls, and she, with no makeup and her hair a mess

These people are just wrong. From soup to nuts.

Also, the original tweeter is wrong. You couldn’t take a Denny’s hostage like that, they wouldn’t even let you in.

and here I thought Chuck E. Cheese staff were mostly 2nd & 3rd generation of transient Florida carnies.

The E. stands for Entertainment? I though it stood for E.coli.

Those ropes were not tied the same way that his was tied. they have the loop but not the wrapping thing above it that is found in nooses

Some track owner somewhere is sending crews out to tie all the door pulls into nooses to “prove” that’s just how they always look.

T-TOPS!

I voted NP because 80's performance cars are on the rise as the people who grew up with them are getting nostalgic for them and now have some money and I think if these cars have meaning to you and you want one in time capsule condition, you’re going to have a hard time doing better than this.

Looks better to my eye, too. Dont try and Church up a Camaro.   Accent colors, gold trim, brash wheels are all good. Lean into the white trash and enjoy being able to shed some of your responsibilities for a little while.

Some of you guys don’t grasp market value and it shows. This is definitely a high price, but wholesale value on a Z28 this clean and under-used is well north of $15k. A little negotiating and you may pay a fair price. Hard to vote but I’d call it a NP with the caveat that he needs to sharpen his pencil a little bit.

I’m not particularly a fan of the early 90s Camaros, but you’d be hard pressed to find one this clean if that were your jam. It isn’t a full NP, but it isn’t CP, IMO. The price is pretty appropriate for someone that is on the nostalgia train. Whoever buys it better just get ready for men in their mid 40s gawking at it…

This is David’s version of FMK.

Stewart explained that The Daily Show had a blind hiring policy, which at the time producers thought meant no one could accuse them of being racist or sexist.

My hot take: current jezebel writers got soooooo excited that a current relevant show made an unattributed reference to a decade old jez article that they had to find a way to write about it. but they couldn’t help underlining the reason why this website used to be relevant and no longer is--mistaking real social…

Most of this article is Stewart owning up to the lack of diversity on his staff and what lead to it. In an intelligent and insightful way. So why was the last bit necessary? I clicked it (maybe thats why?) thinking it was going to be about him having a history of yelling at staff. But it was only about the Cain…

They fear that she's going to Footloose Amercia, one can only presume.