Point of information: it wasn’t that “another man confessed to the crime” that cleared the CP5. It was that DNA evidence proved that he, AND ONLY HE, committed the crime.

fair point but I guess I just figured that Tom would still want to be competitive to like prove a point to old Bill and the rest of the world. but wouldn’t be the first time I was wrong, word on tweet street is he might go to Tampa Bay which is %10000000 a mistake in my humble opinion

I’m just passing on info...do with it what you will.  I don’t know what to tell you... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s the only Deadspin we’ve got, as far as I’m concerned.  

Why would he want to leave and play somewhere else before retirement? You’d think he’d want to finish out his career with the team he’d played for for so long? What am I missing? 

I feel like normally this would be the End of the World for New Englanders, but I am in New England right now and most people are more concerned about the End of the World.

Jezebel is the only Deadspin I need. 

I’m glad to see that, even though “Deadspin” is apparently “back” now, this is where I should still come for my proper Deadspin-related and Deadspin-adjacent content. Thank you for this public service.

He’ll sign with the L.A. Chargers. I know nothing about sports except that all the biggest superstars get that last big late-career check by moving to L.A. (see: David Beckham at L.A. Galaxy; LeBron James at L.A. Lakers).

lol whatever shithole you live in would become basically uninhabitable without California’s tax base or agricultural products. 

Why do we keep California?

Thanks for the Facebook level disinformation.

I—? Isn’t this more reason that testing should be available to everyone, not just basketball players and celebrities?

Dude, that header image is fucking on fucking point.

Seriously. I don’t really care how recently Joe changed his position on Hyde, or what motivated him to see the light, the important bit is that he now supports getting rid of it.

You’re trying way too hard.

Yourself, for giving a shit about other grown folks business.

No one gives a shit. Can we please concentrate on coalescing behind him. Or do you want four more years of being locked in your retro lofts?!?!

Oh Lort...so many gross things. My friends having sex at the Orange Julius I was working at, my coworkers having sex in a food cooler, many, many cases of diarrhea in the aisles(including a service dog. Poor doggo). Oh, and a coworker peed on me.