You should only make it on Thanksgiving or other large entertaining events, and only then if you need the space for coats.

I think it sends exactly the message they intend to send: Pay this window.

They should blame the real culprit responsible for taking far too many innocent lives: puke.

Actually, I think your comment works as a reply to just about any joke, so I’d be happy with it, if I were you.

(Sorry! Edited, making your comment seem out of context.)

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

High school football. We were doing a version of the Oklahoma drill, where both players lie down, and when the coach says “GO!” or whatever, you have to scramble up as fast as you can and hit the other player.

Jeffrey Epstein would have killed himself for 13-year-old twins!

“What these don’t show are the hundreds of calls and meetings @realDonaldTrump takes everyday [sic]”

Really looking forward to the next EP from the more hardcore NLRB!

You do you, but I don’t touch the harder stuff anymore, myself.

No hint of a motive. Imma go out on a limb with “muthafucka be crazy,” though.

“You’re wanted for questioning by the Mobile Police Department.”

Any word from Matt Gay?

a host of supposedly veritable right-wing institutions

I hear you. It’s just a pet peeve of mine when grown-ass adults infantilize themselves as “moms and dads.”

Ha ha, that would be a great name, but Murdy is pretty good, too, seeing as he murdered 7 people in cold blood just to see what it felt like. And he felt nothing but empty. 

I really want to side with the public school kids, but the link to a “DC Urban Moms and Dads” blog made me realize that I would be siding with those types.

MINDLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BRAWL