An American President has never been so excited to root against an American champion. 

You’re embarrassing yourself with your typical small-state envy.

And yet, I’m starring your comment, because it is a good take.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Deadspin reached out to Fenech to ask about the incident and left multiple messages with the Astros. We will update if we hear back.

I reached out to give her a hug.

As someone raised on Mario Tennis, I blame it on the distinct lack of available Power Shots.

“I used to have trouble getting it up, because of E.D.*”

I think you’ve stumbled upon a legitimately good name: Baby Stranglers.

The last GG Allin show I saw also ended with a wet thud. 

Excessive levels of toxic waste didn’t ruin the Meadowlands.

Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.

Those sound effects are cheesey. 

Oh, man, Coors is gonna be in so much trouble!

I blame anti-vaxxers for the increasing scourge of Measles, Mumford and Sons.

I think there’s still an unfortunate level of stigma associated with being gay.

It’s like Zima went off to college and now wants to be known by its middle name.

Gone too soon — before CTE even had a chance to catch up with him. 

Brilliantly stated. 

The Venn diagram of Trump supporters and obesity is shaped like a Trump supporter.