Gone too soon — before CTE even had a chance to catch up with him. 

Brilliantly stated. 

The Venn diagram of Trump supporters and obesity is shaped like a Trump supporter. 

Employees must arrive between 9:30 a.m. and 5:30 p.m., according to the handbook

Look at the section starting at 0:16 in the first clip.

The origins of raking leaves to prevent forest fire is pretty obvious to me. There are conflicting assessments of the value of “forest management” to prevent/reduce the severity of forest fires, but one tenet of active forest management is the idea that clearing excess debris from the forest floor reduces fuel and can…

Or puke!

The timing of the flag throw, though, looks much more likely to have been triggered by the final tussle, not the 50-yard-line contact.

The most offensive part of that clip is the jacket on the guy second from left.

Squeeze, “Black Coffee in Bed”

Adding to the theme, the backup vocalists were called the Blackberries. 

Negroni season!

“There’s no need to ‘take a knee’ when you enjoy Sunday’s NFL games. With the new Jay-Z-Boy™ line of recliners from La-Z-Boy® and hip-hop impresario Jay-Z, you can ‘take a stand’ against discomfort in your living room!

He finds himself in a terrible de-ligament.

Attacked by a Bear that then barfed? Such was the fate of Timothy Treadwell.

And something tells me that, for the guy on the receiving end, it wasn’t even the Punch of the Month.

There’s no reason for anyone to have more than two guitars: an acoustic and an electric.

Load up on enough butter coffee in the morning and you’ll be giving a wide birth.

+1  +2 Tijuana brass

Look at these lightweights.  Only frisbee dog can handle the dank buds.