I am the viper, I'm here to vipe your windows.

Hey man, that's a proportional response if your only defense is your teeth.

Jared only getting 2 tosses during Always Blue was hilarious. Such a great and funny episode.

The best part of a fantastic episode.

Oh, to find a girl who would do that to me…uh I mean that's disgusting right guys? IGNORE ME!!!!

That's what happens when you trespass into someone's kitchen.

Loved the USA Today jokes. A coupon section has taken over the entire paper.

Holy shit! Ashi went straight beast mode on that army. From the first punch in the face to the last arrow no one was spared. Jack and sword together again bring on Aku. I loved the button at the end, the last dying speared soldier. "Oww."

Clarice and her friend talking after Hannibal escaped. "You're probably going to need security now." Clarice, "No, he wouldn't come after me. He'd consider it rude." Love this movie.

Cool, get Ben Affleck to play him again.

Rabin, I feel the same way about that song. When I was in Holland in the USAF a friend who lived across the hall from me played that song repeatedly. He played it 12 times in a row! Before I realized it I was singing along too. Still the only song from Brooks that I like.

Man I can't stand the Flat Earth society, I just want to kick them off the edge the planet.

Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff.

Certainly not watered down piss.

When I was stationed in Holland in the USAF the vending machine in our dorm sold Heineken. The red light was always on, even after it was refilled the light would be on the next day. The American version of Heineken is watered down compared to the European version though.

You'll be fucking fat chicks in no time, it'll get you drunk!

Was that at his announcement speech? I guess he found it funny too.

Just tell Pence you're going out for a pack of smokes and never come back.

The weird thing is I can't picture trump enjoying anything. I've never seen him laugh, smile sure but never laugh. Can't picture him enjoying song, a movie, TV show or work of art either.

Damn! I spent 4 years learning elvish, now what am I going to do?