I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Peebles Hernandez, come on down! Shaft was pretty good.

Ha!

Totally, we went to see, John Wick Chapter 2 together. He said "OMD!" A lot during the fight scene with, Common.

No, no they like to be called conjoined twins.

I like his music but he's become corporate shill, look at him dancing for Weyland-Yutani! He's bought and paid for, people.

Damn it, Barry!

I saw this movie on a first date with an ex. In retrospect it wasn't the best move, but still an incredible movie.

Amos, the most practical man in the whole damn system! You can set the countdown clock on Holden and Naomi's relationship right now, she just torpedoed it. There is a one page contingency plan for fucking with Avasarala, rule 1: don't. The history of the Epstein Drive was pretty cool. Holy shit that ending! We're your…

Felecity, "Don't forget your balls." Curtis, "They're not balls!"

Whenever I look at Sessions now all I can think of is 22 Jump Street and Channing Tatum saying, "My name is Jeff."

No, he's like the principle in Back to The Future.

"A, P to the C to the P!" So damn funny! "Take me to the angels."

They said he seemed more presidential. Hey you know after the speech when everybody left and the cleaning crew came in to clean the place. No one said, hey you guys seem more janitorial tonight. It's their job!!! Trump is the living embodiment of one step forward two steps back, you already know the two steps back are…

Noooooo! That's impossible!

That just looks awesome! Baby Groot waving at Gamora in the middle of gunfight was hilarious.

They got lead filled couples counseling.

Man, I turned the TV off as soon as Dunaway said La La Land. Had no idea until the next morning and holy shit!

My dad voted for Trump too because of his stance on 2nd amendment rights. My first thought was black man your gun doesn't have a cure for your diabetes in it.

Ha! Hey wait a minute.