For every $50 fine paid, $17 goes to the city, and $33 goes to the camera company.

I have a real hard time caring for someone who can afford a $140K vehicle that’s depreciated that much 🤷‍♂️🤣

Call me crazy but you shouldn’t NEED to be able to trace specific security leaks back to Musk to take action. Regular communication with a hostile foreign power should be enough to forfeit government contracts. 

A key difference being that my dashcam does not mysteriously turn itself off before I go all Leroy Jenkins on someone.

I wonder if the police would have shown up if she told them that they intentionally attacked her with their car, and that she was afraid for her safety.

I know, right? That's only 1.3 people per day. That doesn't seem like much for the entire country.

Counterpoint:  where are all the donated organs going to come from if everyone is forced to wear a helmet?

The saddest part of recent elections is we no longer choose the best candidate, we are forced to vote for the candidate we dislike the least.

“The BBC would like to apologize for the error in programming and regrets any inconvenience it may have caused. Those responsible have been sacked”

“WSMV has been investigating Tennessee State Troopers over a number of false DUI arrests”

The internet was a mistake.

Can he please, please, please please please please go to prison

Look at the books little Tammy is holding - way past her reading level.

Reminds me of a certain Toyota Hilux.

I’m confused. How are car seats driving down birthrates?

“American families aren’t having enough children.”

Ah, so he was trying to dogwhistle but accidentally foghorning even back then.

He wants kids to die in car accidents. He wants people to pump out extra kids to replace their killed ones. Its perfect logic if you are a repulican.

Nah, just a couple of the sluttiest cushions he can find, right on his lap. 

Does he put an ottoman in a car seat for long road trips?

Absolutely. Some of the lobotomies weren’t recent.