In an elaboratoly choreographed sword fight where there is seemingly no one around to see this subterfuge take place?

Dear RNC:

republican 1: damn it! we lost the special election. how should we pivot to get more people on board with our party?

republican 2: cheat more!

republican 1: genius!

Republicans hate voting rights because so many of their positions are deeply unpopular & inhumane, and can only be enforced by gerrymandering, voter suppression and other dirty tricks. 

This is laughably lopsided. Just ask voters what they want, the one thing Republicans don’t want, having the people decide. 😀😀

Go ahead Republicans, die on this hill, I dare you 

The one thing the Church has never been about this is contrite, which is ironic considering their belief in the power of forgiveness.

Tax the GODDAMNED churches already.

Yeah - neither of those things are true:

Starred for the 32 hour work week but not for the raise.

I think a four day work week should just be a reality for everyone. So if this is a step in that direction I’m all for it.

Toyota - Please call it the Taquito.

Or a RAV4 Prime / pickup mashup would be more useful. It doesn’t have to be at all offroady, which would cannibalize Taco sales, but it needs to be large enough to be useful as a cargo hauler. Time to get innovative, like adding an extendable bed that can grow from 4' to 7' Long.

THIS^ This is the only answer.

Dear Toyota, please build me a Taco with the Prius plug-in drivetrain.

Those people benefited from almost being run over. 

On a side note, I would be confused by that low T comment if it wasn't explained in the article. When I first read that I had no idea, my first guess was T cells, does Ken have cancer? Is low T common slang nowadays? 

“Others show Giuliani calling Dunphy “my bitch,” “my whore,” and “my fucking slut” at different points.”

Would it be pedantic to suggest changing the wording from “accusations that Bloomberg is gay... similar accusations that Matt Damon is gay.” to assertions that Bloomberg is gay... similar assertions that Matt Damon is gay?