A paperweight has, like, one use tho.

Rubio is what you’d end up with if a paperweight came to life.

Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren are:
a) Senators
b) People whose names you know

Obviously hopeful that Demings wins, but also wish we didn’t still have to hear the ridiculous “only in America is my story possible” line anymore. It’s absolute nonsense, and that sort of “American exceptionalism” just reinforces the insular thinking that both politicians and the voting public often lean into to…

I can’t believe people will still vote for R’s in light of everything they have done in recent years from eroding the middle class further with the Trump tax scam, battering women’s rights, the whole claiming election fraud with out evidence, Jan 6th, suppressing minority voters, ramming thru justices who are woefully…

It’s extremely frustrating that serial predators are built up as some sort of unknowable deviant masterminds we can’t possibly crack when the reality is just: police really, really, really, really, really, really, really suck at their jobs. 

Republicans: proudly selling nails for their nation’s coffin.

No he did not hold his own. Stop giving this uneducated, ignorant boot licker the benefit of the doubt. So he didn’t fall over on the way to the stage, good for him. The only thing this moron did was create memes that will live on forever and force SNL to rewrite the cold open. 

I think the OP is trying to be satirical. They are making fun of moderate Democrats (hence the username Nancy P). 

I’m pretty sure Sudeikis did not personally serve Wilde with the papers.

Ivanka Trump or Tulsi Gabbard?

Are you for REAL with this statement? Ivanka is a decent person like Eva Braun was.

“Prince William and Kate will be meeting up with Harry and Meghan next month to try and reconcile in Boston—a city famous for good relations between Brits and Americans. Somebody better spill the tea.”

Oof, who could have predicted Donald Trump might be a disloyal ally?

I’m holding out for My Dinner With Andre and Stickball

I personally want Larry the Looter

Should be Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge

They didn’t “plug in” but charged at a generator all night? I guess TECHNICALLY they didn't plug into electricity, but that's like saying something akin to "gas car drives 1600 miles not stopping at a single gas station" while they just filled up from 5 gallon jugs the whole time. 

Holy shit does this mean that at some point we’re going to get BONESTORM?????

“...somebody who is pro-life seem like they’re radical. I’m not radical.”