Ah, the gentleman villian:

Ted’s own daughter literally wanted nothing to do with him. She ran off when he tried to hug her. His wife had a mental breakdown by the side of the road.

And we can’t fathom how Ted Cruz stands upright without a spine, but here we are.  

Yeah, Pete Davidson isn’t conventionally a “hot guy”, but I strongly suspect he’s good company, funny, and low-stress. Cruz can’t fathom a good personality being a factor because he has the personality of a bog leech in cold oil and assumes that hot girls rejected him solely because of his looks.

Cops being held to any kind of standard is a refreshing change.

Tesla is basically what American luxury looks like these days

Yeah, they are Bookies. They make money regardless of what the horses do. Sorry, what the stocks do.

“I have read nothing so far to convince me that it is anything other than a very sophisticated form of gambling.”

I would love, just once, when these abjectly stupid arguments are presented, for a journalist or judge or whoever to just take a moment of silence, take a deep breath, and ask the person, “Do you think I’m stupid?”

No no no, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s black/brown: death sentence, white: take them alive.

In America:

Spoken like a future mass-shooter pretending that /pol/ isn’t an issue.

Weird how cops are so good at bringing in these heavily armed and outfitted white supremacist killers alive but can’t seem to get George Floyd or Eric Garner in the back of a squad car without oopsie doopsie murdering them

When a racist psychopath kills double digits of people in Germany, it’s a major event that shocks the entire nation and gets declared a terrorist attack.

At this point, if you find 4chan in your kids browsing history, it’s time to throw every internet capable device they have into a volcano and move to the woods. 18 years old, Christ.

If they're grifting on behalf of kids, isn't that a good thing? Like Robinhood for babies or something?

Couldn’t somebody sue her to death for defamation? 

“One telling stat reveals among married men, 13.1% reported having vasectomies compared to 21.1% of married women having tubal sterilizations, despite how, of the two safe, reversible sterilization methods, vasectomies are simpler and have a lower complication rate.”