So you don't know the difference between medical care and medical insurance?  Lord I hope you're not of voting age

“Uber is looking like it’s trying to butter up regulators by expanding testing into Washington, DC...”

So no public transit and ample parking space? This urban area sounds quite unique to me. In my experience living in a city means nowhere to put a car.
To go down a tangential rabbit hole, I propose that the very idea of driving within a city is flawed. In and out of it, sure. But within such a cramped area public…

Have you considered that not everyone needs to be picked up and dropped off multiple times a day?  

Ehh, I dunno about that. Starting fresh also means you have diddly shit in existing facilities, engineers, etc.

You only need to accidentally knock something off the counter into the toilet once to want the same thing

I had a visit from a 30s white women today looking to get signatures to get him on the ballot around here. I told her I liked the direction he was pushing things, but didn’t like his chances. She said if everyone who told her that voted for him, he’d win.

Pictured:Greta explaining projected sea level change by making a line graph with her forehead

No spare time?  I wonder if he tires of it...

What’s the difference between a lot of people and heavy cargo?  Have you seen an american lately?  (Source:  I am a midwesterner)

Will they start dinging everything tall enough to shine headlights in at rearview mirror level for me when behind?  

10/10 would daily

Meanwhile, on my way back from lunch, I found myself behind a self-aware Maxima

Ok, that’s all well and good...but where is bat boy really hiding?

Maybe it has something to do with being on an edge of the country.  Being smack in the middle, I’ve never considered doing something like this

Any former attorney general, judge, or cop has to have overwhelming evidence that they weren’t a gigantic piece of shit to have a chance in the Democratic party.

holy hell what is that monstrosity?  

But sunlight is free.... As is nudity... Step 3, profit?

Sigh. RIP Deadspin.

Because that cringey smile burns into your psyche like few things can