I’m really surprised no one at the head of each line thought they could use a new car and pulled right into that mess

His first mistake was not naming them Arniibo cards instead

It’s bizarre how a generation or two difference can color our perception of the same event. I shudder to think of what your mom experienced to rationalize that as even remotely normal

Pastafarianism is what you’re looking for there. Also, fwiw, Satanism, Wiccanism, and Voodooism are on board.

Agreed.  It was required for my coaching job, and the whole thing felt gross.  I get that it’s useful to be able to identify grooming behavior, but still, not fun. Even worse than the ethics and sexual harassment/abuse training from my University job.

What on earth is gif that from?

+1 felonious governor

Dangerously close to Lemoyne Raiders I'd say

Give Shaggy a break, he’s been crouched in a closet without Scooby for weeks

Maybe I should have worded that differently. What’s best is that the whole concept was named “brexit” as opposed to something with gate on the end. ie, before someone came up with “brexit” they didn’t come up with “votegate” or something similarly stupid.

The devil’s mouthpiece, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, told Axios that Trump “has a different leadership style than his predecessors and the results speak for themselves.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_%22-gate%22_scandals
take a scroll down, sadly, they’re not immune

The best thing about brexit is that nobody managed to cram -gate on the end

I stopped paying attention to football a few years ago. As a result, what would have bothered me in the past now holds no power over me.  Join me in the light, my friend.  

When did they actually use those units?

Semantics, kinda. It’s not that wind chill is specifically for night, it’s just that it specifically only deals with the effect of wind. It doesn’t have anything to do with solar radiation, or your own blood flow and heat generation, or any other potential heating source (or sink)

Amazing what just a little bit of melanin can do in public office.

I will happily volunteer for any of the proposed groups

Ooh boy... That monkey is going to pay

Perhaps a sign and trade?