I’ve had good luck with open box appliances from Best Buy, coupled with their extended warranty. Still cheaper than new (at least in that case), and what do I care if my oven has a dent on the side when the sides aren’t visible once installed?

If shitting on Trump has become ubiquitous, maybe you should consider that he might be inherently shit-on-able

You’d think we’d know better

Maybe car engineers are short and want them all to themselves

Well, I guess she’ll get to him eventually

Following that logic, it’s obvious that you have to be behind the 2nd to last defender to be offside, so why think about it? Why is there even a discussion here?

I figured genitals in this case, but I suppose an argument could be made for either one

the only way to be offside is to first be ahead of the ball. Then behind the 2nd to last defender when the ball is struck, and involved in the play. Whether the last defender is the GK or not doesn’t matter. Bring back BJ said he was a full step behind the 2nd to last defender, but behind the ball, to which you…

Are you sure it’s not the other end of the spoons that should be blurred?

I think the best part of this alarming and remarkable video is at the end, when the biker, in that strange, confused territory between terror and elation, runs to the grassy lot by the road and flops on his back, spewing profanities of joy and relief as he revels in still being alive.

His relation to he ball is irrelevant.

Not if he’s behind the ball. Also, it’s technically the second to last defender.

Elon Musk, DB Cooper, and Tommy Wiseau walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Goalies are like a different species, I think.

Wow, sounds like you’re a candidate for a hybrid of some sort. Seems to me you DO drive very much.

is it the same bodyguard?

So that’s the inspiration for Vincent!

Just one of them

My family has been going to Al’s Pizza in Warrenville, IL for decades. Apparently to resolve this problem, my dad decided to order as Mr. X and it stuck.

I believe a sprain is a partial tear