“Only 1 percent of law-enforcement misconduct is prosecuted in the state of Texas.”

Maybe they’ve just been listening to DeVos

and hands for feet?

I used to see those all the time in central Illinois untill I guess they all simultaneously broke down maybe 5 years ago or so

How about “The Great White Privilege”

God, I hope no blind people want to drive, unless it’s with the prerequisite of regaining sight

then they’re 

According to the 2000 Census, almost 22 percent of Montgomery County, N.C., is African American or black.

Something related to penises, I suspect...I mean, what else do we have to exclusively offer?

Woah....did she magic his skin off in the last gif? wtf is that from?

I’ll see your Collins glass and fill it.

If I were Musk, if be tempted to announce either alien life, or bankruptcy on April first...

I don’t know when it started, but that’s the term for it since at least 1990 or so in Illinois where I grew up. Probably well before that.

Fuck. In retrospect, that was awful....and yet it slipped by in a R-rated comedy...

Lol. That’s an awful lot of continuous coherent speaking.

Just in case you were confused on this, the manager and owner are not the same person. The manager is not considering a civil claim.

To be fair, how often can you identify the owner of a parked car?

So that feeling I get when playing Agricola is accurate? God damn.

Hey, don’t lump us in with those losers.