I love your attitude (ducks)

I just had a brake line on one of those crumble to dust after 15 years. That made for an interesting work trip.

Yeah, I mean, look how well taking the high road has gone so far

Frankly, I’m a little salty that people bother to capitalize his name. IMO, there are few people less worthy of that level of respect. Unsurprisingly, they’re highly concentrated in D.C. at the moment.

Well how else do you avoid the parts of the floor that are lava?

I once had that happen just for the driver’s side wiper on some quality Japanese engineering....had to Rain-X my way down the interstate back to college after that one.

I wonder if, in other races, drivers ever drift in order to block more of the road and prevent those behind from passing

Mother of God...it’s in the exhaust...

Neutral: My mom once told me the story of her red 1967 mustang convertible, and how she was saving it to be my first car but a drunk driver totaled it in the middle of the night a few years before I was born.

As a result, I can completely lay the blame on my mom for both my urge to obtain an old mustang, and my…

I have an 08 Civic Coupe. It’s the first car I ever purchased. It’s also apparently invisible. I’ve been merged into twice on the drivers side, and rear ended hard once. All repairs are in the others’ insurance, so it’s not all awful, but there’s a lingering rattle somewhere behind the rear passenger cup holder.

But, did he make this face afterwards?

This is both beautiful and heartbreaking. There’s probably a German word for that.

I have it on the highest authority he’s actually a semi-sentient blobfish/lungfish hybrid

I don’t know, but the world will probably be a better place once we’re extinct

Couples need permission from church leadership to have children, and leaders dole out condoms to make sure unapproved women don’t get pregnant.

They do at night. You’re both close!

Either that, or he’s very correct and exists outside of time and space

This has been a favorite on blogabull for years now. May it transition to OKC fans in peace.

The changes are effective April 1.

Alternatively, this does save us a bit of scrolling for the alternative of each of those references in a different reply