I’m not a medical type, but I have torn both ACLs. I never found a brace that would both protect my knee and let me move as I wished. The only thing that really helped was time. 2 years after each surgery I felt normal again.

To have that power would make you a god

That’s genius. Steal many things. Create demand for that thing. Sell that thing. Repeat.

Yeah, but to everything? No sex lest you find yourself fucking a cheeto person, no eating anything that’s not a cheeto, every glass of water becomes a soggy cheeto.

A Cheeto-esque Midas touch? Horrifying

Something was weird about Majora’s Mask. I could play through all of OOT but I’d get a headache from Majora’s Mask every goddamned time. Anyone else have this problem?

Of course not. God gave us the earth to trash as we see fit, just like you do with any gift you’re given.

He and his brother Michael are truly excellent

Shit, he might assume they’re compliments

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/legally-i-can-kill-him-queen-confirms-20170131121313
I know it’s fake...but still...do us a solid?

Possibly, but if he’s a defensive driver, that mitigates it somewhat. Moot point, really. If it was really that big a problem, he’d probably have lost his license after hitting someone already, right?

Well, good thing he only needs to shift and open the door when he’s stopped.

A word of warning on planning on SLI in the future. You may find it difficult to get a matching card 5 years from now. I had a hell of a time getting another gtx 570 when I tried to to employ that strategy years ago. Ended up getting something refurbished off ebay.

Well, if I were a cis woman and otherwise attracted to this man, yes for case 1, and hell no to cases 2 and 3.

Did he vote for Clinton then? If no, I’d lump him in the same group.

Nevermind. I should scroll through the comments before posting. Durr.

Is this how non-Bulls fans feel about Jordan/Jackson?

As you said

If she’d drawn her firearm and taken out every last one of those SOBs, I’d be a fan of clemency.

An upper decker is to poop in the reservoir behind you instead of the bowl. Result is shitty water with every flush.