Not the slightest bit endearing this time

Isn’t there since kind of bat signal for summoning Steve Lehto in cases like this?

And no helmet or any other protective gear should be needed, BMW contends, because the bike is intelligent enough to avoid accidents and hazards.

“The media could not be played”

Best dad ever.

Hopefully they’d hit an invisible wall before any pedestrians

COT-fucking-Y

Is the skin of witches below the freezing point?

It took a little effort, and your eyesight, and ability to mentally visualize the other vehicles around you in 3d space, and reaction time to adjust to what was happening around you, etc etc. Some people inherently suck at more than a few of those things.

But buttered noodles are delicious. This doesn’t add up.

Contrary to earlier reports, it is easy being Green.

All the way in

Who will watch the watchers? I guess we’ve found out the answer. More watchers.

Well...i mean....you never know when something like that’d come in handy.

I’ve been in a store where they had one connected to a display model lamp. I’m sure the employees there loved it.

Isn’t a punch inherently not nice?

Why? Rich people doing rich-people things. Same as it ever was.

Because she’s a she. There’s still a disturbingly high number of Americans who think a woman on her period is more likely to launch nukes than someone who’s shown us an inability to keep his emotions in check on a day to day basis.

One dead and 4 injured over the weekend here in Champaign, IL. And every one of those 5 was an innocent bystander. Fuck it all.

Ah, gotcha. I was unaware of the “immediately following” part. That makes sense then. I wonder how much time needs to pass for dropping to not be immediately following.